Zane Cray

pursue his lifelong dream of becoming an impoverished author. His ambition has led him to write El Cartero: Noob For Life!, soon(ish) to be followed by El Cartero: Noobpocalypse! and El Cartero: Virtually Indestructible! (although he's waffling between that title and El Cartero: Last Mile Delivery as an alternate. Perhaps he should write four books in the series instead of just three). Along with playing online computer games and reading, Zane tries to squeeze time in for his wife and daughter so that they don't decide to push him headfirst down a steep, icy staircase and cash in his life insurance policy.